2004-03-02

kumimonster: (Default)
hey!

today is voting day

if u dont vote, then you can't bitch

oh yea

and take a gander and see if you can spot yourself in these image by john nystrom taken at [livejournal.com profile] stevedietgoedde's bday shindig...

Sweet 39...
kumimonster: (sdgblonde)
well
[livejournal.com profile] shanekeiko posted something about latex
and it got me to thinking...
grr
bad
temptation

hah
just got off the phone and ordered 2 more pieces from vex
habahahah


oh
opened up discrete manila envelope to find latest issue of spectator magazine thing with [livejournal.com profile] masuimi's face offering up medical implements. there's a mini interview with [livejournal.com profile] stevedietgoedde inside and pix with me as well as [livejournal.com profile] alsana and [livejournal.com profile] darenzia and more chix accompanying the musings of dara lynn dahl (editor and steveDG buddy).
cool beans.
and many of the NEW never seen before images.
kumimonster: (amybrick)
ooh
some fun pix

they're rotated on his main page
hit refresh to see em all

12 he says...

fetish-usa.com
kumimonster: (lipstick kiss)



from the book:
Tales of Terror
Sex Disasters and How to Survive Them


parts

When I was in high school, I had an unrequited crush on one of my hottie classmates. Ron (not his real name) was smart, cute, well dressed and had great hair (I am, after all, a fag at heart), and I pursued him with reckless teenage abandon. I flirted with him endlessly, and he returned my advances to a point, but always stopped short of making a move. I hadn’t yet embraced my femme top self, and I was too shy to make a move on him.
One night at a party, both of us had been drinking, and the flirting reached an all-time high. We wandered away from the house into the backyard, and the butterflies in my stomach told me this was the moment. Chatting nervously for a few minutes, he finally leaned in to kiss me. The moment our eyes met, I felt scared and turned on, and I saw our whole courtship flash in front of me. Then Ron suddenly got a strange look on his face. His chin dropped, and the next thing I knew, he was throwing up on me. In my lust-struck haze, I somehow managed to step back slightly, so the majority of the upchuck landed on my shoes. Not just any shoes, but brand-new black patent leather shoes with grosgrain bows....

...For example: What happens when your tongue piercing gets caught on your girlfriend’s clitoral hood piercing? What should you do when you walk in on your kid having sex? There’s advice for problems like a dislocated jaw from muff diving, a cock ring that won’t come off, a mysterious post-sex rash, and other accidents. Plenty of the topics Moser and Hardy address could be considered people’s most embarrassing sex moments, while others are downright necessary, like the incredibly useful chapter titled “She Came. She Screamed. She Passed Out.” Think the X-rated version of The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook.



the rest is here
kumimonster: (Default)
i've got no class thurs
wed yes
but none on thurs
whch means
that i
have a 6 day weekend

hmm
i can fly anywhere southwest goes for free
hmmm
texas maybe/?/

latex party?
kumimonster: (rose collar)
i want to go to TexASS
houston actually

for the TexASS latex party
yea

now
WHO IS IN TEXAS AND GOING TO BE IN HOUSTON THIS WEEKEND?
kumimonster: (Default)
hah



nawashibari of course
bahahhaa

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