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• 03:33 @Donjipez Je ne veux pas travaillier,
  je ne veux pas déjuner,
  je veux seulement oublier,
  et puis je fume. #
• 03:34 @SinnamonLove www.livemocha.com #
• 12:57 @MissConduct13 i'm hiding in sacto now. should be back tonite. thinkin of BAGG wed - up for it? #
• 13:00 @mazikeen yeah but those years of peace dont make for good stories ;) #
• 14:52 @BindMe Do you mean: "Espèce de raclure de chiotte. Va chier dans ta merde" ? #
• 15:18 @alterpic ooh tell the MT peeps Hallo, Goedemorgen um, and Gelukkig NieuwJarr! #
• 15:19 @sexinstilettos yes. sacto cali- driving back to palo alto later tonite. eventually i'll get off my ass n shoot. #
• 16:02 @violetblue did u get to play with that stupid mac wheel thing? #
• 16:08 @violetblue wow. last year macworld was packed. i'm so not upset about not going this year. #
• 16:21 @Shatter242 exactly. it pretty much looked like an expo featuring the new mac wheel (lame) and iPhone apps #
• 16:22 i can feel my brain rotting. MacWheel: tinyurl.com/7f7c8v #
• 16:31 @rubberzebra i am virtually unbreakable unless hit or dropped ;) #
• 16:35 @kellylind MacTini with only one key tinyurl.com/9jao8a #
• 16:38 @Shatter242 hey it's an AZN thing and a highly prized skill of TABs n HoochieTABs #
• 19:44 @violetblue holy shit i thought that thing was a joke! #
• 20:18 @kippiepoo to not pass gas... #
• 20:21 @claytoncubitt oh wow that's super! #

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still in sacto

so, i was supposed to head back to palo alto today, or yesterday, or was it the day before?
being lazy
and getting sucked into tele-binging (BSG, Rome, etc)
tonite was about Aliens (pitch black n alien 3)
i do have to head back south tomorrow

i was thinking about doing BAGG but we'll see.
i really need to sort out the UK trip coming up in um... less than a week! shit!
i wish people would get on the ball and tell me the dates they want.
at least 4 gigs have yet to give me times and/or dates.
ugh!

must try n sleep now.
it's after 3am and i keep going to sleep as the sun rises and waking up around 1-2pm!
ghaaa

history channel

torture devices

well right now watching the special on torture
various methods are being tested - unfortunately, not with live humans.

so far:
the rack has been looked at - what actually breaks first?
the next was the tunica molesta - how fast was it ?
the pear... how death would really occur?

burning at the stake. actual causes of death by looking at 3 different variations
1) timber piled high against the pole/victim
2) timber piled at the feet
3) timber piled around the victim

impaling a la vlad: ok. this is actually cool.
how could a stake actually be stuck into someone and yet be able to keep them alive.
right now, it's a matter of not actually perforating the important bits.
gotta push up the rectum, the bowels will be torn (infection would cause death in a couple of days).
then up and forwards towards the sternum which will keep the stake within the body and then finally upwards.
if the taper on the stake remains thin, then it wont block the windpipe and the victim could remain alive - well temporarily. heh.

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Next up: Death Machines of the Ancient World

historical weapons o death

flying guillotine - lame

bull - bigger than an easy bake oven


Greek Fire: why the byzantines kicked ass.

pyro marines
that just sounds soooo cool!
ancient flame thrower. holy shit. wowowowowoww


shifting to land mines now