bios

[kumimonster]

i hate writing bios
i have to write them so often and in varying sizes.
i should keep a log of them organized by style, size, intended audience, seriousness, etc.
but then i dont want them to be all the same.
cuz that would be boring right?

oh well.
i just wrote another one for a site.
here it is

Kumi: international fetish/bondage model. Full time student. Part-time rubbish tourist. Fan of krispy kremes, jack daniels, and military history. I've done quite a bit of stuff over the years, some good, some bad, some you might recognize, and still others I hope you've forgotten. Somehow I've ended up in various forms of media. Once in a while this was a deliberate decision made by someone though sometimes I think it occurred quite by accident. You can find me in and on different magazines including those fetish-y ones like Skin Two, Marquis, & Secret. There are books, videos, films and ways I can brag but too many to list here. If you really want to know you can go to my site or ask me at the ball after you buy me a shot of JD.
I love food and as I write this, I find that dinnertime is fast approaching. My hearts desire would be a super-sized tub of silicone lube and a healthy serving of latex sheeting to roll around on - that and whirled peas. Actually no, I hate vegetables. Just a side of suspension would be perfect. I love the shibari and I love how hemp tastes but not as much as how latex smells! oh and I love my birthday. Have I mentioned that this SF rubber ball weekend is my birthday? Hmm I wonder if krispy kreme makes kakes?

Comments

[crismissinapril.livejournal.com]

Krispy Kakes? Oh god..I'd die ...I passed by Krispy Kreme today...RIGHT next to a steak n shake...I restrained myself...thank jebus.

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

the best way to avoid temptation is to give into it

[crismissinapril.livejournal.com]

I know... :) I give in now and then..okay I lied..my company has it every Friday....and I give in...every other friday :p

[eddie-offermann.livejournal.com]

Just a shot?

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

ok fine
over a bottle for you

but u must wait til i get to miami
or ft lauderdale
or where ever i'm supposed to be in feb or april
bhhahhahhaa

yeah for hemp!

[shanekeiko.livejournal.com]

Ummmmm ... the taste of hemp rope ... and Diorific ... ummmmm.

"I've done quite a bit of stuff over the years, some good, some bad, some bald ...."

They better take that "squaw" comment off the site. Repulsive.

[littlesebastien.livejournal.com]

yes, they make cakes...or at least some of them do

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

oh yes

yum!!!!

had some for da breakfast today

[gothicimage.livejournal.com]

Was that one of the serious ones? :-)

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

of course it is!

:D

[geekers.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's a great bio! :D

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

hehehe
i just did another interview
i'm gonna post a question from it

:D