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I'm getting a bit old - and my careers like OMG like totally like drying up.

Diz is gonna kill me cos I'm a slack flatulant bitch. So now I'm going to have to turn tricks so he don't kick my ass to the curb.

OMG 111!!!! YACKYACKYACK

But OMG

New box of rubber being sent.

Mebe I can live in box of rubber

!!111oneoneone

OMG must watch motorbike racing at Imperial War Museum

GAAAH

My ovaries going to explode OMG oneoneoneoneoneone

pfft

it doesnt count as being PWND if i tell the slant i am logged in still in advance




meeting chris at paddington at noon.
then gonna get gunged

after, time to pick up more bedding


where the hell is my box of latex!??!

garden of torture!

listed for TG

maxisexton
and
zuckerottermond