I remember when I went to London, you were probably the person whom I'd never met, that I wanted to meet most. I ran into you the second night and enjoied watching your performance except I developed an instant crush on Amrita. I spent the next 20 minutes just drooling. Then we finally met but your hands were numb from Amrita's knots. So are we ever going to get to talk about geopolitics and hot asian fetish divas?
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