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[kumimonster]

so yea
i have had aprofile up there for some time now.
i usually dont respond to anything in there though.
most guys are not my type and they send me collect calls
i even wrote how i wont respond to them
and yet they still do.

or for some reason they think i'm looking for some sort of master.
"i'll tame you like no other.
i'll whip you into shape and have you begging for more.
i am the ultimate man. you will write back to me. you will do my bidding. you will suck my dick."
etc etc etc

or i get the pitiful ones
"ur so hawt. i wish i could write to you.
i'm just writing to say hello because i think we could be great together.
i know you probably wont but if you do, i'll do anything for you."

i think on my profile i mention something about self-depreciation and how i dont think it's attractive. or something. i dunno.


today i got a nice one.
finally
of course the person lives in nyc.
i think shane would like her
:D

Comments

cops, NYC ...

[shanekeiko.livejournal.com]

I wanna see! I wanna see! I wanna see!

You oughta do grrls. We're more fun. Then I can tease you about crossing over to the good side.

Re: cops, NYC ...

[kumimonster.livejournal.com]

just cuz you decided to flirt with the DARK SIDE!

ugh

oh wait. ur in lluuuuuuvvv

bah.

i kimchee fart in ur general direction~!

hehehehe

[shanekeiko.livejournal.com]

Homegirl kinda has a way with words. Yum.

Like I said, I'll indoctrinate her.

Hehehehe.

[thogs-travels.livejournal.com]

Heh, I think you're cute, but mostly I think it'd be fun to go out to coffee with you and talk history. I've gotten this impression that you have a brain.