cons n such

bondconwondering who else is goin to this bondcon thing coming up in january.

old one from snopes.com/

Symbols on the back of a Pitt Student inked by Sakai (inset) were originally meant to say, "princess." They really say, "prostitute."

Reprinted from Sept. 2002 -- Pitt junior Brandon Smith wanted a tattoo that proclaimed his manliness, so he decided to get the Chinese characters for “strength” and “honor” on his chest. After 20 minutes under the needle of local tattoo artist Andy Sakai, he emerged with the symbol for “small penis” embedded in his flesh.

“I had it for months before I knew what it really meant,” Smith said.

“Then I went jogging through the Carnegie Mellon campus and a group of Asian kids started laughing and calling me ‘Shorty.’ That’s when I knew something was up.”

Sakai, an award-winning tattoo artist, was tired of seeing sacred Japanese words, symbols of his heritage, inked on random white people. So he used their blissful ignorance to make an everlasting statement. Any time acustomer came to Sakai’s home studio wanting Japanese tattooed on them, he modified it into a profane word or phrase.

“All these preppy sorority girls and suburban rich boys think they’re so cool ‘cause they have a tattoo with Japanese characters. But it doesn’t mean shit to them!” Sakai said. “The dumbasses don’t even realize that I’ve written ‘slut’ or ‘pervert’ on their skin!”

In the last month, seven people unknowingly received explicit tattoos from the disgruntled artist. Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

Sakai doesn’t feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his graffiti.

“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.

and another perv

is added to the city!


oh
visit phelanie at her site
http://www.phelanieangel.com
she's got a killer ass too though u cant see it in the banner.

now
this is kinda funny
the banners got changed around.
a lilttle refreshing for the eyes
but i still think ths one is funny as shit.





note: the site (toe and arch)
is a foot freaks site.
and yet, on this banner, i see maybe the arch of the camel toe perhaps?
but no feet....

more bookings

ok
!
so darenzia i got nailed down for a shoot with geoffGordner

and then doing a video with Rubberella ( a different one - http://www.rubberella.com) , Sandra from http://www.fetish-live.com, and Anastasia Pierce too.

doralba's date is set so that is good.

oh. and check out this new German gallery site. pretty photogs and models. go submit your galleries by writing the guy.

bios

i hate writing bios
i have to write them so often and in varying sizes.
i should keep a log of them organized by style, size, intended audience, seriousness, etc.
but then i dont want them to be all the same.
cuz that would be boring right?

oh well.
i just wrote another one for a site.
here it is

Kumi: international fetish/bondage model. Full time student. Part-time rubbish tourist. Fan of krispy kremes, jack daniels, and military history. I've done quite a bit of stuff over the years, some good, some bad, some you might recognize, and still others I hope you've forgotten. Somehow I've ended up in various forms of media. Once in a while this was a deliberate decision made by someone though sometimes I think it occurred quite by accident. You can find me in and on different magazines including those fetish-y ones like Skin Two, Marquis, & Secret. There are books, videos, films and ways I can brag but too many to list here. If you really want to know you can go to my site or ask me at the ball after you buy me a shot of JD.
I love food and as I write this, I find that dinnertime is fast approaching. My hearts desire would be a super-sized tub of silicone lube and a healthy serving of latex sheeting to roll around on - that and whirled peas. Actually no, I hate vegetables. Just a side of suspension would be perfect. I love the shibari and I love how hemp tastes but not as much as how latex smells! oh and I love my birthday. Have I mentioned that this SF rubber ball weekend is my birthday? Hmm I wonder if krispy kreme makes kakes?

shit

so i just saw some of my friends on the damn news

fucking wanted by the ATF
ugh
waahhh :(
and now they had their pix up with a notice saying armed and dangerous
ooo

uh oh

ah shit. bagg pix

uh oh
pix of shanekeiko and um. some drunk girl at bondage a gogo
the nite we they won the best dressed costume contest.

but they're in my yahoo group

direct link