kumimonster ◾ ◾ 2005-02-03

ahh before i forget

once again i was chosen to go into the search line upon my return
i asked the guys standing there why i end up going thru the line each time i return
they responded that it wasn't true and they only had me on the computer for having gone thru once!
i assured them it was a mistake.
oh well.
maybe the bad incident with the complaint i had on that forward agent got erased somehow.
they explained that the other section (that is similar and right next to their station) also checks up on agriculture and such things.
ah. i see.

anyways, the one guy that decided to take a look thru my bags first may have decided i was safe or something.
he forgot to put on rubber gloves.
and the first bag he went thru was the smaller one. smaller in size but not weight.
it contained pretty much all of my latex.
i'm not sure if he enjoyed the lube on his fingers but he did take notice.
me, being tired, gave him a nice honest story about what eros is good for. :D
ok. so maybe i should be written up for being forward by US customs.
he asked about fetishism, but i'm not sure if that was for official reasons or not.
he also noticed the books on war, rwanda, and the ww2 spy stuff.
he then asked about what i was doing in europe other than for slippery shiny stuff and i told him school.
what kind of school? i told him history, military history, and education.
he asked if he should put on rubber gloves and i suggested only if he was going to wash his hands.
i told him the lube stays on for quite some time and it's really a good thing when u want it to, but not when u dont.
i also told him that next time i came thru i would warn him to put on rubber gloves for my inspection
:p
so then he laughed and told me i could leave while saying something about pretty and intelligent.
i think my next return i will schedule on the same day so i can give this one more shit
bahahah

edited to add:
almost forgot
he found my DVDs
the dazed and confused and fasttimes at rigdemont high didnt do much
but the ones from fetish-live and HW did raise an eyebrown
(stephanie parts one and two and rubberslaves)
as did the issues of schlagzeilen and marquis and skin 2 and the fetish model guide
bahahhhaa