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so last nite we cruised over to Orlando for Arabian Nights dinner theater show. there were horses and even a unicorn, but the princess didn't have siht to do with unicorn cuz obviously she was lil whore and not allowed near the pure beast because of her slattern status. she got to roll around with the black stallion though. she did get her prince though.
the best part was when the gladiator dude fell over his chariot and landed on his face. he didnt die though. oh well, if only wishes could be horses and horses could be wishes.
Genesis was like, OH WOW STUFF!!!!
and OH WOW MAGIC!!!
and i was like oh shit. poor horses. they need more room to run. walking like that is unnatural.
the western bits with country music made me puke a lil in my mouth.
overall a pretty fun night. and actually quite amusing. worth going to with good people, but dont take a date there. instead try and impress your girl by taking her to some kinda posh gentlemen's club where you can show off by ignoring the strippers with huge jugs that float across your field of vision.
yeah.
http://www.arabian-nights.com
the best part was when the gladiator dude fell over his chariot and landed on his face. he didnt die though. oh well, if only wishes could be horses and horses could be wishes.
Genesis was like, OH WOW STUFF!!!!
and OH WOW MAGIC!!!
and i was like oh shit. poor horses. they need more room to run. walking like that is unnatural.
the western bits with country music made me puke a lil in my mouth.
overall a pretty fun night. and actually quite amusing. worth going to with good people, but dont take a date there. instead try and impress your girl by taking her to some kinda posh gentlemen's club where you can show off by ignoring the strippers with huge jugs that float across your field of vision.
yeah.
http://www.arabian-nights.com
