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i hate writing bios
i have to write them so often and in varying sizes.
i should keep a log of them organized by style, size, intended audience, seriousness, etc.
but then i dont want them to be all the same.
cuz that would be boring right?

oh well.
i just wrote another one for a site.
here it is

Kumi: international fetish/bondage model. Full time student. Part-time rubbish tourist. Fan of krispy kremes, jack daniels, and military history. I've done quite a bit of stuff over the years, some good, some bad, some you might recognize, and still others I hope you've forgotten. Somehow I've ended up in various forms of media. Once in a while this was a deliberate decision made by someone though sometimes I think it occurred quite by accident. You can find me in and on different magazines including those fetish-y ones like Skin Two, Marquis, & Secret. There are books, videos, films and ways I can brag but too many to list here. If you really want to know you can go to my site or ask me at the ball after you buy me a shot of JD.
I love food and as I write this, I find that dinnertime is fast approaching. My hearts desire would be a super-sized tub of silicone lube and a healthy serving of latex sheeting to roll around on - that and whirled peas. Actually no, I hate vegetables. Just a side of suspension would be perfect. I love the shibari and I love how hemp tastes but not as much as how latex smells! oh and I love my birthday. Have I mentioned that this SF rubber ball weekend is my birthday? Hmm I wonder if krispy kreme makes kakes?